"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Bsb Is Gay? (The Complete Version)

Yeah
We are on fire, we have desires
But one is that way, one Backsteet Boy is gay

When we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen
Don't ask please
Which Backstreet Boy is gay?

Tell me who, ain't sayin that it's AJ
Tell me who, ain't sayin that it's Howie
Tell me who, I never want to hear you say
Which Backstreet Boy is gay?

Now I can see him, he's in women's clothes
But he don't need an IUD, yeah
He likes village people
He's playin' croquet
His dog is a pekinese

He is on fire, his back perspires
Won't say, won't say, won't say, who's gay?
He's always sayin'
Ain't nothin' but a buttache
Ain't nothin' but a fruit cake
I never wanna hear you say (I don't wanna hear you say)
Which one of us is gay?
Tell me who, ain't sayin' that it's Brian
Tell me who, ain't sayin' Nick or Kevin
Tell me who, he's bakin' up a souffle
Which Backstreet Boy is gay?

Okay, we're all gay