"Weird Al" Yankovic - Windows 95 Sucks

Well I bought it up
Brought Windows home and tried to boot it up

But when I load it up
It says my memory is not enough ...

I've been running out
I need Some Extra RAM to fix me up ...
I have to cough it up
Open my wallet up, it never stops, never stops, never stope, never stops

Its Windows 95
It's sucking up my drive
It makes a Pentium fly
But my PC is obsolete
I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine .... (ring it up)

Just stick me up
You suck me in then you got me hooked .... you got me, you got me

There's so much stuff to buy
I need a new hard drive
I'ts gonna suck me dry

My 386
Don't have the speed
It takes an hour just to bring up the screen ... (na neeana)

Oh no ... I 'm making software buys.
Woow ... It's making Bill Gates cum...
Yo Yo ... your making a rich man cum....