"Weird Al" Yankovic - Buy Me A Condo

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on

Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica
But I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on

Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a Tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruit
And a microwave oven too
Then I'll have the neighbors over
For a weenie barbecue

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on

Ain't gonna work in the field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in the field no more, no, no
Gonna be Amway distributor
(Jah) Jah, jah, jah
Life is so very hard
I need a (jah) jah, jah, jah
Jacuzzi in my backyard

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on

What you say?

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on

What you say?

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get de wall-to-wall carpeting
Get de wallet full o' credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo
Never have to mow the lawn
Gonna get me the T-shirt
With the alligator on