"Weird Al" Yankovic - Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch

Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like driving trucks and
Wearing tattoo's
There's only one thing that they
All like a bunch
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I'm without my diner's card
Their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for
Something to munch
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just want to have
That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't ask them to dinner or breakfast
Or brunch
'Cos girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls they want, wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have
She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the cheque
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a tonne
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have
That's all they really want
Some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they want, wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have
They just wanna, they just wanna girls
Girls just wanna have lunch
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna