"Weird Al" Yankovic - Heart Attack #5

Ladies and gentle men im having heart attack number five!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, it's a miracle im still alive
I eat 15 meals a day
im wanted by the USRDA
i don't eat healthy or tofu or soy
i want to eat the Pillsbury doo boy
i love eat'n i just cant stop
i just ate Toney Tiger, Snap, Crackle, and Pop
like a sumo wrestler that's how i feel
i want to eat the oscar myner wiener mo byle
after dinner ill eat a snack
i could hide cave moss in my crack

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A little bit of pizza in my life
give me a little sour cream on the side
A boul of gravy all i need
an order of french fries just for me
a couple cheese burgers in the sun
ill have gas panes all night long
i want to wash down with a bottle of whine
and give me a six pack and ill feel fine

give me a hook or a steak
give me a piece of pork(hic up)
give me a side of bacon
WAAAAAAAAA

get in my belly!

Waa jump up jump down
on to the ground
put your hands on your heart
and flop all around
spase all around
spase out to the left
spase out to the right
put your arms in the air
and move them every where
twitch around once
twitch around twice
if your fropin at the mouth
then your doing it right!

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