"Weird Al" Yankovic - Make My Boobies One More Size

Oh boobie boobie
Oh boobie boobie

Oh boobie boobie my chest was supposed to grow
My cleavege wasn't right no

My boobies boobies my breasts are are compleatly full
And now my sweater's tight yeah
Surgery, I wanna be a "D"
Bigger memories
I want them to show now
No "B" cups

My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32 I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Oh baby baby
I got double Ds its true
Now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies you're so big and oh so new
That's just the way I planned it
Golly, Rolling Stone was naughty
See me barely wearing clothes now
Because

My chest flatness was killing me
And I
I must confess I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32 I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make my boobies one more size

Boobies
Oh - Oh
Boobies I lie about you
I'll make up something
I'll say they grew

Boobies when I jump around
They keep on movin'
Each one weighs 15 pounds
I did not have surgery
My chest is growin'
It's just puberty

They grew like crazy
I was asleep
I was an A cup now I'm a D
They grew like crazy
My Boobies got so big almost over-night

They grew like crazy
Those things aint cheap
I'm so inflated unless they leak
They grew like crazy
You believe me right?
My boobies got so big almost over night