"Weird Al" Yankovic - Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?

We are on fire
We have desires
But one is that way
One Backstreet Boy is gay

But we don't want to be mean
Since now he's a queen
Don't ask please:
"Which Backstreet Boy is gay?"

Tell me who!
(Ain't sayin' that it's AJ)
Tell me who!
(Ain't sayin' that it's Howie)
Tell me who!
I never wanna hear you say:
"Which Backstreet Boy is gay?"

Now I can see him
He's in womens clothes
But he don't need an IUD, yeah
He likes Village People
He's playing croquet
His dog is a pekiness

He is on fire
His back prespires
Won't say, won't say, won't say, WHO'S GAY!
He's always saying:

Ain't nothin' but a butt-ache
Ain't nothin but a fruitcake
I never wanna hear you say:
"Which one of us is gay?"

Tell me who!
(Ain't saying that it's Brian)
Tell me who!
(Ain't saying Nick or Kevin)
Tell me who!
He's bakin' up a soufflè

Which Backstreet Boy is gay?
Ok, we're all gay